Quotes for Recipe Ideas

Did I hear a pistachio and almond nut filled cookie with chocolate sprinkles, about eighty-seven chocolate spinkles?

— Garfield¹

Customer: Do you carry cheese?
Brent Leroy: Yeah, it's in the dairy cooler.
Customer: What kinds do you have?
Brent Leroy: We got all five.
Customer: Five? There are more than five kinds of cheese. There are hundreds.
Brent Leroy: Ha, ha, hundreds. There are five. Cheddar, Swiss, Mozza, Parmesan and Whiz.²
Customer: Whiz?
Brent Leroy: Cheese Whiz. Where are you from?
Customer: That's not a type, it's a brand.
Brent Leroy: Kraft is the brand, Whiz is the type.
Customer: Whiz is the brand, Kraft is the company, spreadable is the type.
Brent Leroy: Kraft is the maker, Whiz is the cheese and spreadable is just an added benefit.
Customer: You don't know a lot about cheese, do you?
Brent Leroy: I know is was kept in a cooler.

Strawberry jam, plum jam, orange jam… Then some butter and honey, plus… Let’s throw some cinnamon on, too. I got the best toast ever right here! So good! It’s freaking fantastic!

— Denji³

The favourite foods of the House Hippo are chips, raisins, and crumbs from peanut butter on toast.

— Male Narrator⁴